If a TEEN were to ask LAOTZU of taoism for ADVICE what do U think HE WOULD ASK & what would LAOTZU say?

thanks, im taoist and i was jus wonderingIf a TEEN were to ask LAOTZU of taoism for ADVICE what do U think HE WOULD ASK %26amp; what would LAOTZU say?
Live each moment with attention, for you and the life you live are changing even as we speak.


You don't need my advice, for the Dao is within you and all around you.


You are a teenager but already have a dot of adulthood in you like a Ying/Yang figure has dots in each side.


Accept happiness and accept sorrow, for all is One.


(If you are a philosphical Daoist, read the Dao De Jing some more, but if you are a practicing, Chinese religious Daoist, then go to the temple and burn incense, watch your diet and do Qi Gong)


Please excuse my way of spelling ';Tao/Dao';If a TEEN were to ask LAOTZU of taoism for ADVICE what do U think HE WOULD ASK %26amp; what would LAOTZU say?
he would be screaming and hard to understand. It is real hot in hell.
';Go jack off';.